Warning: include(/var/chroot/home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/modules/mod_login/files.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/import.php on line 2

Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening '/var/chroot/home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/modules/mod_login/files.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/php5/lib/php') in /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/import.php on line 2

Warning: session_start() [function.session-start]: Cannot send session cookie - headers already sent by (output started at /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/import.php:2) in /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/joomla/session/session.php on line 532

Warning: session_start() [function.session-start]: Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent (output started at /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/import.php:2) in /home/content/99/5459399/html/joomla/libraries/joomla/session/session.php on line 532
National Ferret Anthem

Current Shelter Population: 102

National Ferret Anthem

Print

This is a puppet sketch and song parody that was performed at Midwest Fur Fest in Chicago during 2004.

Watch the National Ferret Anthem on YouTube

Lyrics: Fuzzy, you're a fur, Just a little cur, Playing in the sun. Having fun and mischief everyday. You've got fuzz on your face. It's no disgrace. Shaking your tail all over the place. We are, we are, ferrets. We are, we are, ferrets. Fuzzy, your a critter From a litter. Tearing all around. Even underground and climing everyday. You've got fuzz on your face. It's no disgrace. Scritching my back all over the place. We are, we are weasels. We are, we are ferrets. Fuzzy, you're a mustalid. Must of been Funny running in the halls. Nature calls and you obey. You're got fuzz on your face. It's no disgrace. Nobody better put us back in our place. We are, we are airheads. We are, we are ferrets. We are, we are weasels. We are, we are ferrets.

Search The GCFA

Monthly Shelter Expenses

Food:
Litter:
Cleaning Supplies:
Vet/Rx:
Rent:
Utilities:
$500
$190
$90
$2500
$1460
$940-1800

..all prices are approximate..

GFSOE Sponsors

Greatest Sponsor On Earth

In Honor of Patrick & Gisele Fund
patrick
 

 Ness Exotic Wellness Center

Ringmaster of Specialties
 
 

 Animal House of Chicago

Ringmaster of Titles I

Glenwood Village Pet Hospital

Ringmaster of Titles II
 

Chicago Exotics Animal Hospital 

Companion Title Class

 

Casey's Hidden Pantry

Late Alter Title Class

 Totally Ferret

Adolescent Title Class

Ferret Breeders Network

Breeder Title Class

 
---additional note---
 
bissel lost pet
We Support Bissel Lost Pet USA